I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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