i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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