Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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