she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Randomize
