so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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