Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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