i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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