If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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