This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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