I must be too annoying 4 u.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
do nipples grow back?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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