Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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