On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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