I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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