i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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