I hope mine doesn't look like that
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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