that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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