i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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