They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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