He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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