Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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