Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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