i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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