Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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