BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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