I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
