What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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