The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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