She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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