Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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