Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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