I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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