do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
