therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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