i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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