Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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