Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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