So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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