he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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