somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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