People with herpes should wear stickers.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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