Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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