Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
