arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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