Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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