well most of my day revolves around power hour
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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