A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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