Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Randomize
