did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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