have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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