i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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