Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Randomize
